Hong Kong was amazing despite some questionable Dim Sum and a smaller than average hotel room. Total offences following our stay now stands at four counts of tresspassing-most awkward of which was in an £8000 a night hotel attempting to see the view from the top floor in a key-only access lift...

Fortunately the nice rich Chinese man we shared the lift with enabled us to partly achieve our aim (after watching us press buttons frantically trying to look as though we knew what we were doing) - without openly judging. One of us did have to hold the lift door though, to save any further embarrassment of  getting trapped 23 floors up.

It was incredibly busy at all times, everywhere leads to a shopping mall and not the market type either; I think we probably stood out as the only people not wearing Cartier, Rolex, Chanel or Hermes...

After arriving in Vietnam it has become clear that the apparent chaos of Hong Kong was atleast organised-chaos!